Alerted by a shout from the next swim 

I wondered what’s happened to him.

Fighting hard and splashing around

and with no help into the net then onto the ground

“I’m not a virgin any more, this is my first ever trout”

That wasn’t a call but another shout.

“I’m over the moon and I feel like him on telly 

Bob Mortimer’s the feller and my legs are like jelly”.

From naturalist and  ornithologist now to trout angler

Welcome on board George you’ve become a dangler.