Alerted by a shout from the next swim
I wondered what’s happened to him.
Fighting hard and splashing around
and with no help into the net then onto the ground
“I’m not a virgin any more, this is my first ever trout”
That wasn’t a call but another shout.
“I’m over the moon and I feel like him on telly
Bob Mortimer’s the feller and my legs are like jelly”.
From naturalist and ornithologist now to trout angler
Welcome on board George you’ve become a dangler.